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04/16/2002 Entry: "US Patents Office strikes again!"

[US Patents Office strikes again!]

[o]10:59 Oh my God.

How stupid can the USPTO get? You thought it was bad with all the IP patents being granted, get this:

Method of swinging on a swing.

"A method of swing on a swing is disclosed, in which a user positioned on a standard swing suspended by two chains from a substantially horizontal tree branch induces side to side motion by pulling alternately on one chain and then the other".


"The user may even choose to produce a Tarzan-type yell while swinging in the manner described, which more accurately replicates swinging on vines in a dense jungle forest. Actual jungle forestry is not required.".

Jeez Louise!

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