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04/11/2003 Entry: "Pulp Friction"

[Pulp Friction]

There's a passage I got memorized.

Glitch 25:17. "The path of the tech support engineer is beset on all sides by the inequities of the lusers and the tyranny of stupid men. Blessed is he who, in the name of mediocre pay and tolerance, shepherds the idiots through the valley of the lost carrier. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost passwords. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who demand to see my supervisor. And you will know I am the UberGeek when I lay my vengeance upon you."

I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass was arrogant. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker 'fore you cancelled his account. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the stupid man. And I'm the Tech Support Engineer, And Mr. rescue disk here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of Cabbageheads. Or is could by you're the intelligent man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the fuckwit, And I'm The superiority of clever men. But I'm tryin', User. I'm tryin' Reeeeeeaaaal hard to be a Techie.

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